Rapucation

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Here's a borderline genius idea for those of you youngn's still in school and discouraged about your future. Have you ever been sitting in a classroom during final exams, knowing deep down inside you were going to fail? Well, you're not alone. There you are, praying for a D minus, because instead of studying the night before you were actually spending time at the local disco establishment (ie. at da club). Precious seconds tick away on the clock while you rack your brain for an answer that just isn't there.

"Question #13. Name every human body organ and its function."... tick, tick, tick

Well, I have the answer. No, not the answer to the test question, stupid! The answer to this country's declining educational system. It's called rap music. Yes, that's right... rap music. How many of you can recite the lyrics of today's most popular rap songs? Probably most of you, right? That's because rap music makes you smarter... everyone knows that. So, here's the idea... the United States Dept. of Education needs to implement rap music as the foundational building block for teaching every subject taught in school. Reading, Writing, Rithmitic... all taught via the lyrics of rap music. Ideally, President Obama would incorporate into the healthcare plan, stimulus plan, whatever plan, a budget to hire professional rappers in place of teachers. The rap lyrics they write would allow students to quickly and easily memorize everything from history to calculus (proper english being the one exception). Final exams, previously associated with anxiety and dread, would become a time of song and dance (albeit, pole dancing). Just imagine... you're sitting at a red light and begin to feel the thumping bass of approaching sub-woofers. As an $800 hooptie with $3000 chrome spinners pulls up next to you, windows down, the golden gleam of the driver's teeth catching your eye, you suddenly realize that the music you hear is not filled with the usual degenerate lyrics, but instead something that any school principal would be proud of...

(rapped to the beat of your favorite, hardcore rap song)...

I'm a hardcore gansta but don't let my looks fool ya'
Cuz I is quite educated and I'm about to school ya'
Wit a list of human organs and every body part
Like the ice-cold blood flowin' from my gansta heart...

Okay, I realize that sucks pretty bad and is a terrible example but you get the point, right? That's why our tax dollars are needed to pay the professionals. So, Mr. President, take a lesson from Kanye... it is time to wrestle the microphone of education out of the hands of the conservative establishment and give it to the people who truly know how to lead the next generation into the future.... Lil Wayne & Eminem. No longer will Americans live in the shadow of Asia's intellect! I predict that in just a few short years, Americans will, once again, be the smartest PLAYA's on the planet. If you're with me on this, say YOOOOO!